I live in the top rectangle of Texas with the most wonderful woman in the universe and three little stinkers who are 16, 13, and 10 years old.

I work for an entertainment company. I make things up and work with some fun people. My old business card has this for my title: Creative Boy, Evil Genius, Crime Fighter. Now it says Head of Innovation.

I fight crimes of mediocrity.

I once went to law school, but then I got smart. I went to graduate school and then got dumb again.

When in meetings, I fight against sports cliches by replacing them with cooking cliches. Who burnt the brownies! Try it. It's fun.

I enjoy chess, riding my bicycle, doing magic tricks, and Aikido. I am no good at any of these.

I am a professional amateur.