Airport Talk

I'm on the DFW airport tram. Two guys in baseball caps have taken over the four handicapped seats. They are very loud, tipsy loud:

"I ain't fishing there no more."
"You see that guy's shirt?"
"Whuuut?"
"His shirt. It had LSU un it!"
"LSU!"
"LSU baby!"
"Oh yeah!"

They slap palms.

I am in a Viagra commercial.